I asked my mom:
Have you seen the movie constipated?
No.
Oh! Maybe it hasn't come out yet.
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Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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What is the bad thing about having a party in space?
I don't know.
You have to planet.
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I don't know.
You have to planet.
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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What does a house wear?
adress.
adress.
Last edited by ilyas on Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Re: Jokes
knock knock!
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.
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![Laser :laser:](./images/smilies/z_laser.gif)
Hello!!!
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My name is Ilyas I have a youtube chanel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tklN ... Ubya-1CG9Q
And I also have google +: https://plus.google.com/103539482016814339039
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Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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Ok. I got one!
-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.
-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.
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Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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Here's another one.
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry
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Hello!!!
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My name is Ilyas I have a youtube chanel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tklN ... Ubya-1CG9Q
And I also have google +: https://plus.google.com/103539482016814339039
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Re: Jokes
Bob: Hey Joe, what's closer, California or the moon?
Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?
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Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?
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My name is Ilyas I have a youtube chanel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tklN ... Ubya-1CG9Q
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