I probably have the most ball posession during a game of any currently playing UK player and my ball control takes things to another level, a level only Wonka could posssibly compete with.... it is silly for any of you to think that you could defeat me over a series of games and the more times I play any of you, the more often you will see yourself getting defeated by me.
I mean, I have only just returned from 3 years of zero ko2 and all of you think you are suddenly on the same level as me and wonka... you are all crazy.
All hail KING BEARD !!!
E 
The Newent v KOBRA element created a some terrific tribal banter. With all the shouting and jeering, I was hoarse before round one was complete. Steve quipped that "In Newent no one can hear you scream!" I swear I couldn't even hear myself scream at times!!!! 
I knew I'd have to be at the top of my game to have any hope of taking anything out of Robert's match. After his recent runner-up position by virtue of GD, there was a steely determination about Robert this evening - he was focused and taking his chances like a professional to outgun me 5-1! In my second 10-goal thriller of the evening, it ended honours even, 5-5, against Mr Evil. Just when I'd take the lead, Steve would keep coming back, and in particularly evil-style he took the lead for the first time 5-4 with less than a minute to go. I might have felt a little unfortunate to have lost this game so was thrilled to snatch an 10+ minute equiliser. What a game! My round was completed by an anything but emphatic win over Nick. I was glad I got 3 early goals because after that Nick was doing much of the pressing. At 3-1 I was certainly under the kosh and had Nick made it 2-3, I reckon he would have claimed his first points of the evening. Hard luck man. 
Don't think, however, you'll have a 100% record against KOBRA next time !!!! Whereas in the first round I would have felt unfortunate to lose, in this match I felt very fortunate to draw. Despite making it 3-3 with not long to go, Steve was putting the pressure on BIG TIME! I don't quite know how but I did not one but TWO slidetackle blocks on goal bound shots in injury time. I was as much shocked and pleased to have clung on the point. Nevertheless, Steve E still put in a solid performance tonight achieving a brillaint bronze position. 
)! We certainly continued the tradition of eventful KOA journeys. First we drove 
It looked as if the motorway was reducing down from 3 to 2 lanes whereas in fact it was reducing from 3 to 1!!! Fortunately the lorry clocked this before us by driving on the hardshoulder to accomodate us but his thoughtfulness nearly lead him to crashing as he suddenly had to veer back on the motorway when he realised the hardshoulder itself was coming to an end. Fortunately all's well that ends well and no one was hurt. What a night! 
