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How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:19 pm
by durban
Ok, so after receiving my 'lifetime achievement' aware I decide I better start working out how I can actually achieve something to deserve the gift!

Just like when you look at breaking a record to get your name in Guiness book of records, you look for something simple you can achieve (ie. How many pancakes can you eat in 30 seconds!)

I decided the only thing I can achieve in this 'sport' is to come up with a unique goal I can get named after myself.....

I am not going to win any titles, I am not going to win any games come to think of it, so this is my only route!

So my question is this....what exactly do you have to do to get your GOAL recognised?

Is it a case of scoring it 100 times against Steve Camber, or is it seeing other people copying it, or is there another way?

Obviously the hard part is finding a unique goal of course that I can somehow pull off when needed, but let me deal with that part ;)

I just wanted to know how exactly one goes about getting his name in the game so to speak, who is the 'Norris McWheurter' of the KOA world that I need to convince?

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:02 pm
by alkis21
Just do what we all did and sleep with Camber.

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:06 pm
by Steve Camber
Goal names are available for rent on a yearly basis.

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:08 pm
by durban
I tried that Alkis, all I got was a lifetime achievement award....aha now it all makes sense ;)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:11 pm
by SimonB
I would like to nominate any goal that the 'keeper spills for a 1 yard tap in as a SimonB goal ... I'm sure Robert, Nazim, Sid and Bounty Bob can back me up on this :)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:41 pm
by durban
I thought the SimonB Goal was the one where you miss the target with Barrett from 2 yards out, keeper on the floor....

you just don't get to see it mentioned, coz it aint actually a goal ;)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:18 pm
by SimonB
That's definitely not me ... because I always sub Barrett off at the beginning :)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:16 pm
by gdh82
Nice thread idea.

SimonB wrote:I would like to nominate any goal that the 'keeper spills for a 1 yard tap in as a SimonB goal ... I'm sure Robert, Nazim, Sid and Bounty Bob can back me up on this :)

You might be on to something there but interestingly you're not the only Simon! Too often than I care to remember, Mr King also scores those tap-ins, usually after a criminal Fisher spillage.  :evil: :lolo:

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:51 am
by SimonB
Thanks Gary - double the reason to call it a 'Simon Goooooooal' now :)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:54 pm
by Bounty Bob
SimonB wrote:I would like to nominate any goal that the 'keeper spills for a 1 yard tap in as a SimonB goal ... I'm sure Robert, Nazim, Sid and Bounty Bob can back me up on this :)

Yep, it's the only reason you ever beat me ;)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:17 am
by SimonB
Bounty Bob wrote:Yep, it's the only reason you ever beat me ;)


Correction: It's the only reason I ALWAYS beat you :lol:

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:26 pm
by Sid
lol Durbz, The Buuuu has just shown you how to get a goal named!
Surely, I should have the KO lob! (although gone a bit rusty recently)

Re: How to get a Goal named after you!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:41 pm
by manicx
Steve Camber wrote:Goal names are available for rent on a yearly basis.


Me and Durban also decided that people can have their picture

a) On a forum icon for 10€/month
b) On the main forum logo (top) for 30€/month.
c) The whole forum replaced with their photo for 100€/month