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Postby AdrianC » Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:34 pm

I was playing a game once, back in 1992 or something, when the opposition (CPU) had a freekick inside their box.

Defenders were crouwded around and the guy talking it passed it right into his own goal where his intended was standing! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Hillarious way for them to score an own goal!

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Postby Beckite » Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:33 am

Well i have a moment i remember,not really funny but i guess its worth mentioning.
My mate David and his pal Craig,my wee bro Gordon and myself were having our weekly game of kick off 2.My camo comp pro was at deaths door(the top and left microswtiches were all but dead)so i had to buy a stick pronto,couldnt get a new comp pro right away so settled for a black cruiser.
Anyway we settled into our usual routine of league and cup tourneys and everything was going well.That is until i let Craig use my new stick.Gordon and Craig were going at it hammer and tongs and by all accounts it was a good match 2-2 at half time,so they kicked off the second half and in the first minute Craig found himself with a penalty to take.
Ok fair enough he steps up to take his penalty and blasts it over the bar,rather upset at this point he decided to strike MY stick in a rather brutal fashion and actually tore the plastic just above the top of the stick,which in effect killed it!
I looked to him in horror,he looked at me and said"what can you do?"i have to say i didnt like the guy a great deal but he was Daves mate so i tolerated him.
I chewed over his statement for all of 2 seconds and told him what he could do.
"Buy me a new stick tommorrow you dick,is what you will ******* do!"
I detected the pungent aroma of shite at this point and he replied weakly "Of course mate ill be up first thing tommorrow."
I felt a bit guilty the next day taking his cash but my guilt soon vanished a number of weeks later.It turns out he was a beast and to think id had welcomed him into my house so many times. <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif">
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Postby MJB » Mon Mar 18, 2002 12:34 pm

I still think someone deliberately falling over someone's tackle in the box, looking for a penalty, only not to be given and then for you to run down the pitch and score, is classic humour.
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Postby Morten » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:48 pm

My funnniest experience with KickOff 2 was one time where I played against my brother.

My left wing came cruising up the sideline, and kicked a great pass with aftertouch all the way into the penaltyarea. Nr. 10 stood about 1-1,5 meter from the goalkeeper and hit the ball with his forehead. The goalie instantly dived to the left, but the ball went in slowmotion, (looked liked 50 % speed to me) straight forward into goal. It just looked so provocative the way the ball fell, and with the goalkeeper diving way too fast, just lieing on the ground without being able to do anything.

I have only a few times being able to do this "slow" headingstyle when I'm playing. And I never meant to do them. I guess it's one of them things that KO is all about. You never know what to expect.
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Postby Maff » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:19 pm

On 2002-03-18 13:34, MJB wrote:
I still think someone deliberately falling over someone's tackle in the box, looking for a penalty, only not to be given and then for you to run down the pitch and score, is classic humour.

<IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> I'll second that one!! My mate Chris was a right git for it. Ahh yes the frantic sound of the joystick being moved so the player takes a dive, classic!

Obviously if it happened against me I was fuming <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">

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Postby VKafiris » Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:59 am

Back in 1992 I was playing a game against my dearest friend Demi at his home. He was sitting on my right, next to the wall. While he was on a good opportunity to score with a curling shot, on his attempt to curle it as much as possible, he turned his whole body on the right, banging his head on the wall! Yes, he scored! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">
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Postby Binary » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:29 am

About 8 years ago, playing at a friends' house (who actually hated KO2 but was kind enough to play it against me since he had an Amiga and I hadn't), we were making our usual Spain vs Sweden international. He was on my left, and he had a wall on his left.

Suddenly his striker is alone in the area and he misses an easy goal. He usually gets frustrated very easily, and that particular time he growled and banged his joystick once against the wall.

I hadn't noticed what he'd done (only heard the growl and the banging noise) until I saw one of the joy buttons flying in front of me! <IMG SRC="/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">
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Postby alexdodo » Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:29 am

I think my funniest moment came in a 40 minute match i had organised against my best mate.

The match kicked off, he looked a bit rusty and I felt great, at half time it was about 10 nil to myself. During the second half his morale dropped further and further until get was getting really fed up. He was saved before the final whistle by the fact that my goalkeeper had slowed down so much (I think keepers slow down dependant on how many goals you were winning by) that when he went to take a goal kick, he walked backwards, off the pitch and out of the stadium.
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Postby paulyminns » Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:12 pm

A kid in our year at school called Dunkley got beat about 23-0 in a 2x10 by Ern Brown, the then Jedi Knight of KO2 in our year.

Imagine the cries of 'aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh' he received on his return to school on the Monday morning.............

.....I've not seen him since.

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