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Weapon of Mass Destruction!

Postby durban » Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:12 pm

Ok sent this in work...please don't flame me as I realise half the description is a big bizarre and most likely false, however these things exist and the pic is a real one.....



ISSUED BY THE IRAQ TOURIST BOARD........ENJOY A weapon of mass destruction


They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out
at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected
with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten
when
you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing
because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around
and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes
contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and
scream the whole time it is chasing you.


PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders
found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in
your tent!!


And here is the link....


http://www.dbnx.com/images/BIGASSSPIDERS.jpg
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