1. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
5. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
6. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
7. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
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