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Postby Binary » Fri Nov 28, 2003 2:15 pm

Rumour has it that AEK have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

The Fire brigade phones the AEK chairman in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Granitsas sir, Nikos Goumas is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" cries Granitsas
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

A man desperate at AEK's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full AEK kit as his last statement.
A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the AEK kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."
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