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Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:47 pm
by ilyas
I asked my mom:
Have you seen the movie constipated?
No.
Oh! Maybe it hasn't come out yet.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:18 pm
by Freshmaker
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:15 am
by ilyas
What is the bad thing about having a party in space?
I don't know.
You have to planet. :D :D :D :D

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:52 am
by Freshmaker
:lol:
Keep 'em coming

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:21 pm
by ilyas
What does a house wear?
adress.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:58 pm
by Freshmaker
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:07 am
by ilyas
knock knock!
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:20 am
by Freshmaker
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:21 am
by Freshmaker
Ok. I got one!

-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:29 am
by ilyas
:D :D :D :D That one was really good.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am
by ilyas
Here's another one.
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:20 am
by Freshmaker
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:07 pm
by ilyas
Bob: Hey Joe, what's closer, California or the moon?
Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?
:arg: