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Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:56 pm
by Freshmaker
Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…MOOOOO!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:57 pm
by Freshmaker
Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:13 am
by Vag
An 80 year old man goes to an otolaryngologist.
He says: Doctor, I can't hear anything from my left ear since last week! My right ear is ok though.
The doctor sits him down to check his ear. He sees a small object stuck inside, so he pulls it out with his tweezers. Then, he says to the old man:
Look, that was a little weird, you had a suppository pill stuck in your ear and that's why you couldn't hear anything. I removed it and you'll be able to hear again, your ear is fine.
The old man then calls his wife and says:
Maria, you can stop looking for my hearing aid, I know where it is.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:27 am
by Freshmaker
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:41 pm
by iankay
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

More poo jokes please

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:08 pm
by Freshmaker
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:03 pm
by JohnVella
Going to see the physiotherapist soon. Great sense of humour, that girl... She's always pulling my leg!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:25 pm
by Steve Camber
What's brown and sticky?



A stick.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:55 am
by Lee W
what's green and eats nuts?



gonorrhea

or

a septic squirrel

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:37 pm
by Mick C
What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:38 pm
by Mick C
You wanted more poo jokes so...

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:00 pm
by Freshmaker
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:38 pm
by Lee W
Darth Vader knows what you're having for Christmas

he has felt your presents