Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…MOOOOO!
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
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I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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An 80 year old man goes to an otolaryngologist.
He says: Doctor, I can't hear anything from my left ear since last week! My right ear is ok though.
The doctor sits him down to check his ear. He sees a small object stuck inside, so he pulls it out with his tweezers. Then, he says to the old man:
Look, that was a little weird, you had a suppository pill stuck in your ear and that's why you couldn't hear anything. I removed it and you'll be able to hear again, your ear is fine.
The old man then calls his wife and says:
Maria, you can stop looking for my hearing aid, I know where it is.
He says: Doctor, I can't hear anything from my left ear since last week! My right ear is ok though.
The doctor sits him down to check his ear. He sees a small object stuck inside, so he pulls it out with his tweezers. Then, he says to the old man:
Look, that was a little weird, you had a suppository pill stuck in your ear and that's why you couldn't hear anything. I removed it and you'll be able to hear again, your ear is fine.
The old man then calls his wife and says:
Maria, you can stop looking for my hearing aid, I know where it is.
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Freshmaker
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
More poo jokes please
He worked it out with a pencil.
More poo jokes please
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Freshmaker
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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Going to see the physiotherapist soon. Great sense of humour, that girl... She's always pulling my leg!
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Steve Camber
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
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SteveC - Kick Off engineer
18 Dec 2003 - "One day I'm going to disassemble the 68000 code, and find out exactly what's going on in there!! "
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what's green and eats nuts?
gonorrhea
or
a septic squirrel
gonorrhea
or
a septic squirrel
Filthy Lobber-Lee Snow; the basterd son of Camber.
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
A fridge.
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You wanted more poo jokes so...
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
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Freshmaker
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
A gummy bear!
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
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I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
Silver Cup 2019, LAA 2015, reigning Scandinavian Champ
Founder of FÖKOF, FAKO and The People's Lockout!
WC-Host 2014 and 2017
Il portiere è mongoloide!
http://www.yearnlydom.rocks
I'm a Norwegian boy, I make rock music
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Darth Vader knows what you're having for Christmas
he has felt your presents
he has felt your presents
Filthy Lobber-Lee Snow; the basterd son of Camber.
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