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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:23 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:29 am

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl walk into the bathroom?
Why?
Because the P is silent!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:45 pm

Lee!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Lee W » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:59 pm

harsh dude... plain harsh! :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:42 pm

:lol: :lolo: :mrgreen: :D :hors: :gban: :boob: :yikes: :clown: :arg: :grrr: :laser: :ramb:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Vag » Thu Apr 05, 2018 1:04 pm

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not like my grandmother, shouting in agony in the co-driver's seat.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Vag » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:49 pm

We raised some money for a woman that had been living in her car with her daughter for a month, but when we went there to give it, we realized she was just trying to park.
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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Sun May 20, 2018 7:15 pm

Emotional Titanic Flute - Matt Mulholland

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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:57 am

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
I don't know.
Snowballs.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:55 pm

:lol:
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