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NSFW (Not Safe For Wife!)

Postby Sid » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:13 pm

Man sitting at home looking at his marriage certificate.
Wife asks, "what are you looking for?"
He replies, "the feckin expiry date!"

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What does a woman's a-hole and a 9v battery have in common?
You know it's wrong but sooner or later you'll put your tongue on it!

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Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his
father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "son, all household appliances come in white."

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So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went
"T'PAU!" I said "Don't you mean 'KAPOW??'" He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."

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This is an ad placed by a confused male which only goes to prove that you can never take at face value what a woman says to you.

Bike for sale (American trading post)

Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its
500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels
have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm
selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving
wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I
thought.
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