Congrats to Jon, and a big thanks to Steve for organising it! And good to see everyone again of course. The Chocolatte was outstanding.

Shit. Having just looked at the lineup, there's a very real possibility that I could finish rock bottom here.

Hi all,

Definitely can't make that Sunday, but should be OK for absorbing defeat after defeat on the Saturday.

I shall bring my Amiga, but don't forget it's an A600 which means bad news for player 2.

Count me in! I'm not overly popular at having spurned the trip to the M25 and Heathrow but what can you do? I will need to get away as soon as poss though in order to make amends.

And that's my power supply you've got Mr S, don't go giving it to Ellis else I'll never see it again!

Don't worry about which it is, only requirement would be that it works

Come on, one of you thieving bastards must have trousered it. Just kidding, I'm sure it'll show up - and besides, at the moment I never want to see the damn game again but once that passes I might actually try practising.

Cheers guys, enjoyed the weekend (apart from the results!) - clearly more practice required! I have to say, the quality of opponent was crazy and I can't imagine how much practice you need to get there. Fair play - Gianni is simply awesome, no 'scripted routine' goals, just pure aceness. Good to see...

Great last match, couldn't have been closer. Congrats to all the winners, and thanks for arranging a great day - look forward to the next.

Now I wanted Liverpool to win as I hate Chelsea and especially Didier 'diving cheating bastard at-least-once-a-game-rolling-on-the-floor-pretend-injury' Drogba, but I just LOVED the way Riise cut short their rendition of 'you'll never walk alone' at the end. Superb.

If your joystick is missing, then that is the work of God.

OK chaps, myself and my good friend Sir Andrew Ellis are coming out of retirement for this bad boy. Last competitive game was at the Beard kitchen many moons ago so we're going to be as raw as a bastard.

You will all join the dark side!! Can't wait

None of this political talk can sway the original verdict that Paolo Di Canio is a fucking prick surely?